Proud to be a weird horse girl, but I need this job to fund it.

Been banned from multiple subreddits after expressing my deep love for Papa John’s garlic dip. Please, can we separate the man from the dip?

I was raised by a Slavic mother, so your cutthroat work environment doesn’t scare me. I credit my creative problem-solving skills to her—there’s nothing like the hustle of a single mom to show you boundless creativity. 

Ask me about the time I passed a math class on the basis of my writing skills.